High fibre keto tortilla, mixed bagged salad, a bit of green onion, Cucumber, FRESHLY grated lactose free marble cheddar, dill pickle hummus, thousand island dressing and a shmear of Hellman’s light mayo:) bone appled teeth

by oniiichanUwU

29 Comments

  1. SharkPicnic

    This is quite possibly the most offensive thing I’ve ever seen someone call a Taco. Well done.

  2. coopatrooper

    Umm, a BIT of green onion? I beg your finest pardon..

  3. PersimmonMammoth3535

    I know that breath is kicking

  4. cucucachooo

    Don’t call that abomination a taco.

  5. Vast-Establishment50

    I fail to see anything wrong with this. I’d eat that.

  6. mcolette76

    That’s a shit ton of green onion.

    ![gif](giphy|3o7yDuuOwOJmTNbHz2)

  7. Honestbabe2021

    This looks like an old fashioned steak house side salad thrown on a dry tortilla w an incredible amount of green onions. Sweet fancy Moses!

  8. JDWhite1982

    I saw this on my feed a couple posts down from the brussel/bean burrito. What is it today with foods which create war crimes in the intestinal tract?

  9. Altruistic-Hand-7000

    Someone call the r/onionlovers, you’ll be welcome there

  10. NoiseEee3000

    This is what an AI robot would do when asked to “top with scallions”

  11. Petraretrograde

    You cant just throw a fistful of uncut veg on a tortilla and call it a taco. This is a crime.

  12. Martian_Toilet_Man

    That is a fucking deconstructed salad in a tortilla

  13. Heuristicrat

    Hello, migraine trigger! You may have all the onions of all kinds!

  14. alazystoner420

    Just make a salad at this point. The tortilla makes it more inconvenient lol.

  15. MeImDraven

    I asked my gf if she would rather eat this abomination or take it as a suppository, she said she’d rather take it as a suppository.

  16. kinezumi89

    Who…who eats green onion in stick form

  17. PappaWoodies

    That last bite better have a certs in it.

    ![gif](giphy|9rfRi81ZR2JH2)

  18. effienay

    GRILL THE ONIONSSSSSSS

    ![gif](giphy|26u49wAh0E8U3S4qA)

  19. Yourmomschoncha69

    bone appled teeth almost made my throw my glass against the wall. Also, this person is an asshole for calling this a taco. I hope this is all a simulation, because this is fucking ridiculous.

  20. robinthecat2020

    Dill pickle hummus, thousand island dressing, AND mayo?!